while I’m thrilled that one of my friends is getting married, I am a little horrified by the prospect of attending the upcoming bridal shower. I mean, I have nothing against getting together with your girlfriends and drinking adult bevs and giving the bride to be gifts (such as lingerie, or a tool kit), it’s the games that I fear . . . like the following:
Make Up the Bride-
Get a variety of colors of cosmetics, (bright reds, greens, purples, the louder and bolder the color, the better). Ask for volunteers. Have the bride sit in the middle of the room. Have the volunteer choose a cosmetic. Blindfold the volunteer. Blindfolded volunteers are to “make-up” the bride. Then, the bride and make-up artists pose for a photo. This gets absolutely hilarious.
Hot Cucumber [sweet baby Jesus I wish this was a joke]
This game is similar to hot potato but instead of using a potato, you use a cucumber. The guests form a circle and try to pass the cucumber from between their legs to the next person using only their legs. When the music stops, the person left with the cucumber between their legs loses. The game goes on until there is only one person left.
Ask each guest to write down on a slip of paper their Fantasy Lover. Fold the slips and toss them in a bowl. Have the host select each one, read it aloud and the guests have to write down the name of the person they think wanted that Fantasy Lover. The most correct names wins.
or my personal favorite . . .
Take it Off-
Give every guest a paper bag, and make them put it over their head. The host then tells everyone to remove one article, (watch, shoe, jewelry, etc.) the smart ones will just remove the bag, while less fortunate one keep removing clothes till the last one realizes everyone is watching her strip.