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good grief

Elizabeth is the one person with whom I am completely myself . . . sometimes to a fault. For example check out the following g-chat:

From: elizabeth
I can forward you the inspirational words/funny pictures my aunt is so
fond of forwarding me.  Would that cheer you up?

From: megan
Only if they are pictures of ponies with kittens and puppies riding on
their backs and assorted lawn gnomes looking on. Oh, and if the ponies
are really unicorns! And if the picture was drawn by Lisa Frank. And the
kittens have emeralds for eyes . . .

From: elizabeth
With dolphins flying overhead?
From: megan
Winged dolphins with sparkles! And magical humming birds!

From: elizabeth
And baby dears and tigers nuzzling!
From: megan
And fluffy bunnies making out with shiny pink chipmunks . . .

From: elizabeth
And big-eyed babies riding upon rainbows
From: megan
With effing halos!
And giant squids hugging sperm whales . . .

From: elizabeth
And GOD smiling upon the whole scene . . .
From: megan
as Satan looks over his shoulder

From: elizabeth
With Saddam Hussein right next to him eating a big-eyed baby.

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Moose

It’s my new nickname for Red Sox starter Brad Penny. Just look at this guy . . . his neck is the size of my thigh. I bet he eats 2 dozen eggs for a mid morning snack.

images

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I realize that . . .

the girls from Go Fug Yourself have this one covered but, for the love of a grilled cheese sandwich, Adrien Brody is freaking me out. Usually pictures of Mr. Brody make me feel weak in the knees rather than wondering if he should invest in a man-brassiere. How unfortunate.

Adrien Brody

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I wish . . .

air shark. . . that a shark would come hang out near Cape Cod again. Nothing says summer quite like a shark, except for maybe fireworks and a barbecue.

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