July 8, 2009 by somesmallthings
Elizabeth is the one person with whom I am completely myself . . . sometimes to a fault. For example check out the following g-chat:
I can forward you the inspirational words/funny pictures my aunt is so
fond of forwarding me. Would that cheer you up?
Only if they are pictures of ponies with kittens and puppies riding on
their backs and assorted lawn gnomes looking on. Oh, and if the ponies
are really unicorns! And if the picture was drawn by Lisa Frank. And the
kittens have emeralds for eyes . . .
With dolphins flying overhead?
Winged dolphins with sparkles! And magical humming birds!
And baby dears and tigers nuzzling!
And fluffy bunnies making out with shiny pink chipmunks . . .
And big-eyed babies riding upon rainbows
With effing halos!
And giant squids hugging sperm whales . . .
And GOD smiling upon the whole scene . . .
as Satan looks over his shoulder
With Saddam Hussein right next to him eating a big-eyed baby.