Unless they have a terminal illness. And then the healthy friend will take her sick friend on an Antarctic cruise, whereby she will lure a giant squid to the boat, and throw her sick friend overboard.
That way, the healthy friend will be sad that her sick friend has died, but instead of having to say to her friends “my best friend died of cancer,” she will be able to say “my best friend was eaten by a giant squid.”
It would be even better if the squid was engaged in an epic battle with a sperm whale and both friends got caught in the melee and then there was a beautiful sunset and angels sang “Sweet Child O’ Mine.” THE END
Oh, and when the friends were thoroughly dead they got to spend eternity drinking whiskey with Johnny Cash.
Unless they have a terminal illness. And then the healthy friend will take her sick friend on an Antarctic cruise, whereby she will lure a giant squid to the boat, and throw her sick friend overboard.
That way, the healthy friend will be sad that her sick friend has died, but instead of having to say to her friends “my best friend died of cancer,” she will be able to say “my best friend was eaten by a giant squid.”
It would be even better if the squid was engaged in an epic battle with a sperm whale and both friends got caught in the melee and then there was a beautiful sunset and angels sang “Sweet Child O’ Mine.” THE END
Oh, and when the friends were thoroughly dead they got to spend eternity drinking whiskey with Johnny Cash.